faffer
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« on: June 22, 2004, 04:22:54 pm » |
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I’d made a cheese omelet for my breakfast one day
ME: Morning,
PLANK: Morning,
PLANK: I’m going to have some eggs
ME: Oh, I had a cheese omelet
PLANK : what did you use for cheese?
Me : ? err cheese
can anyone beat that ( I'll leave out the compliant about the "stale" german bread)
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Brad Zarse
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2004, 04:25:06 pm » |
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We came home from work one day and my mum was cooking Lamb for dinner. This was in the height of the BSE crisis. Sister: Whats for dinner mum? Mum: Lamb Sister: Lamb? Whats that? Mum: Its meat Sister: does it come from a cow?  |
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rcutler
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2004, 04:27:48 pm » |
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I was at Dinner one night when the conversation was
Rick:- Andy Zarse is trying to get his commer sorted before LM
Sister:- How old is he??
Rick:- Why
Sister:- I learnt how to use commers in the 3rd year of school.
Rick: A COMMER IS A VAN, NOT PART OF A SENTENCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Brad Zarse
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2004, 04:32:14 pm » |
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Sitting at the table - my sister has ordered a knickerbockerglory (sister is 19 at this time)
Oooooh Look - thats nice - knickerbockerglory
<look of disgust>
I dont like cherries.....WHO WANTS MY CHERRY???
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rcutler
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2004, 04:33:58 pm » |
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 Steve's competition |
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Brad Zarse
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2004, 04:35:01 pm » |
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Brad Zarse
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2004, 04:35:58 pm » |
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This picture posting thing really works.....
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIUS!!
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rcutler
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2004, 04:39:58 pm » |
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I can't find another thread to highjack anyone want to start another
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faffer
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2004, 04:56:56 pm » |
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the cheese omlete is from le mans 2004 this year....
I wont tell you about how we drove nearly all the way round paris cause this bloke was map ( yes a bloke) reading
1. if he was a bloke why did he need a map
2. if he really is a bloke why was he reading it upside down, in the direction of travel??
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2004, 10:36:54 am » |
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A female friend driving a car load of us to the Virgin Music Festival in '99. I asked her to stop so I could get some cigs, and she said she needed petrol anyway. We pulled in to a service station on the A12, and I went into the shop, bought me snouts and went back out, only to find my lift right next to the shop door waiting for me. I got in, and as we headed off up the A12:- Me: Didn't you say you needed petrol? Friend: Yes, but they only had Premium or Super, no normal unleaded. She had been driving that car nearly 2 years at that time, and I'm amazed she survived that long. Mind you, this from the girl who has been mowing her back garden for 18 months WITH A LAWN RAKER and wondering why the lawn looks such a mess! |
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2004, 11:44:23 am » |
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Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? |
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2004, 12:21:17 pm » |
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Sounds like my kinda girl Steve - where can I meet her?? Battersea dogs, mate - she'll be the one trying to put fifty pence on dog number 2!  |
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TEAM ZARSE - It's our pleasure!
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2004, 03:39:01 pm » |
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Me: What's Andy's last name? John: Andy who? I dint' speak to him after that. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2004, 03:51:50 pm » |
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Conversation that happens every year on the boat home. Me: Who's up for next year then? Others: Bo**ocks, I ain't going again. Only for them all to be asking about the plans for next year around September time |
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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2004, 04:02:06 pm » |
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What normally happens to our group with the exception of me:- Every christmas, each member of our LM crew, will get for christmas the DVD of the race, and guess what they want to go to LM again. I never want to leave the circuit in the first place. Getting ready for my third trip this year |
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