One from last years LM, but a good one:
Remember the 'Audi Jam' Jamiroquai gig, and the brand new yellow A3 they were giving away? All you had to do to enter was send a text, which I duly did (just once) and forgot all about it.
The following morning, after the usual race-night drinking/funfair/drinking/drinking mess and a couple of hours kip, I surfaced at around 9.15. The usual morning head haze was just subsiding after a compulsory 'breakfast' can of grolsch, when it occured to me to look at my mobile (about 10.15am). I went to get it and - hurrah! 1 message received! it read:
"Congratulations - you are one of the eight finalists to win the A3! Come to the Audi hospitality suite between 9 and 10am on Sunday morning to have a chance to win!"
D'oh!
I wonder how many other p*ssheads didn't make it to the final that morning...