Urgent Announcement

[jpchenet]

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Qaeda male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, on Father's Day on Sunday 20th June 2004 at 4:00pm all women living in England are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood errorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in garden chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban or Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban and Al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of Stella or any similar beer at your side would be further proof of your anti-Taliban and Al Qaeda sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

         God Defend England

         IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

[gibberish]

Wistfull thinking mark, but if you'd seen my wife you might change your mind.  

[Ron Jeremy]

funny, Mrs Gibberish said that about you only the other day

[gibberish]

funny, Mrs Gibberish said that about you only the other day

She certainly would, but she was never here.