It's also said that sheep abuse is on the increase after the recent introduction of Velcro to the south of wales......apparently the sheep had learned the sound of a fly being unzipped, but velcro threw them completely.
A welshman said "klngrlnk kgjrkkiddb lllandfilingochgochgoch sheepcanttellwhatimdowintillitstoolate gogogoch"
Which clears the situation up no end.
The button fly has never been released to the welsh community for fear of stealth attack on innocent sheep - this has fuelled a thriving grey import market for the jeans which allow silent predators to access thier sheep without struggle
Another welshman said "these are very technically advanced trousers boyo - much bettaaar than those velcroooo ones everyone's talking about right now"
The welsh assembly is surrently considering outlawing button flies, however, as with the House of Lords/ shooting debate, no decision is likely to be passed owing to the number of members of the parliment who wear button fly trousers.
