Friday Parade

[Stu]

She must be a robot as my mates just said he would like to screw the arse of her.

[Matt Harper]

If you got within 20 feet of them you realised they weren't that attractive at all.  

I have had a couple of dealings with JPC now - and he always seemed so lucid, rational and reasonable. I suppose I now need to add "mad as a badger" and "potential screaming homosexual" to the list of compliments. Have a word with yourself, Mark.

[BigH]

Here's one for your mate Stu. I'm just trying to frame up a shot of the milkmans arse, and I'll post it up for JP as soon as poss...

One of our crew, or should I say 'friend of mine', from about Thursday last year, found he could only take pictures of womens arses. The first few frames are cars, bbq's, mates etc. From then on he was like Benny Hill chasing women around with his camera aimed at their behinds.

There's plenty more where these came from.
H

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[JBP]

I would say that the HT's are quiet a reason to go to the parade.
Every year we go there, we have a tradition:

- Take the bus
- Go to McDonalds to make a dump (The restaurant stinks when we leave!)
- Have some beer
- Buy some beer and bring them to the Roundabout
- Drink the beer
- Go and buy more beers
- Back to the roundabout
- Drink a bottle of Richard & Water (brought from the supermarket)
- Watch the parade while drinking beers
- Go to a cafe and drink some beers

What we use to do after that I can´t remember, but it's something with beers, taxi's and sleep

[jpchenet]

If you got within 20 feet of them you realised they weren't that attractive at all.  

I have had a couple of dealings with JPC now - and he always seemed so lucid, rational and reasonable. I suppose I now need to add "mad as a badger" and "potential screaming homosexual" to the list of compliments. Have a word with yourself, Mark.

Cheers Matt!!!

And there I was about to head to the Post Office to post some Camping Permits  

I still stick by my original post though..............they had so much make up on that it very well could have been Anne Widdicombe under it all.

I would also add that the fact that they have fantastic bodies (even if aided by the odd bit of silicon which isn't my personal taste, I prefer them natural) this does not necessarily make them "attractive".

That said, after a few days with no female company  and lots of beer I wouldn't say no!!

[BigH]

after a few days with no female company  and lots of beer I wouldn't say no!!

You've done yourself no favours there JPC, I've postponed the milkman snaps though, as his arse wasn't quite rough enough.

On the subject of badgers, I've always been tempted to stop whenever I see a fresh one by the side of the road, just to check out exactly how rough his a*sehole actually is.

Seeing as the 'how fast have you been' thread went all PC on us, maybe we could move on to a little bestiality?
H

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

JPC, if you like them natural here's one from our album that was taken in Newcastle last year, enjoy, sorry Stu.

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[JonFATBOYwarner]

Has she got a couple of puppies stuck down her pants?

I also think that she should be arrested for wearing a g-string.

[TonyT]

I am sure I have seen her standing outsie one of the bogs at Arnage wearing rubber gloves with a mop in one hand.....

[wishy]

I feel really offended .....that you should pick on my wife!!!!!

Wishy

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Whishy, do not be offended you should be made up that she turns heads The bloody trouble I had cropping that down to fit this thread, think I will stick to HT girls in future. Would it be possible to have her used thong to start off the fermentation process in our newly aquired ws.
call in for a beer on MB.
Brian.

[smokie]

Purlease keep an element of taste here!!!  

[jpchenet]

Speaking of used thongs, remind me to tell you about Sunday night on Expo a couple of years ago when we get to the Shampoo Bar on Saturday night!!