Tell me you havent booked our ferry from Pompey or Southampton - I DONT WANT TO SIT IN TRAFFIC.
The nubile young ladies are for me only - and I will be driving so that I look cool for them - i'll just say that you are my grandad and that someone MADE me bring you :-)
We're not going on the puke mobile this year - but I can hardly see the festival goers wanting to get on a 10 hour ferry crossing to france.
IIRC the same festival took place last year at the same time - I dont remember seeing any extra traffic, but errrrm - which port did we go from last year??