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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2004, 04:03:13 pm »

The very, very worst crappers are the ones behind the tribunes. The horrors of those places are indescribable - oh God and baby Jesus, it makes me shudder to contemplate.........


I used one of those last year.  It had some sort of mutant green slime growing all over it   Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2004, 04:57:33 pm »

You mean the old air raid shelter type thingy Matt?

On our first visit in '88, a pal of mine went in there without taking any bog roll; he thought paper would be provided and in this assumption he was quite wrong. Having eased himself of his "burden", his cries of dismay when he discovered the facts of the matter had to be heard to be believed. A twisted head poked through the tiny window and begged us get some paper. So we complied with his request with one solitary sheet of single ply off Mrs Shitehouse and we passed it under the door with the explicit instruction to use both sides. He called us all bastards for some reason. In the end he had to rip his cotton boxers to pieces and use the rags to clean himself; apparently there wasn't quite enough material to make an entirely clean job of it. Later on, he broke my back.
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2004, 05:30:26 pm »

You mean the old air raid shelter type thingy Matt?

The very same Andy - and Gibb identified them by the varied mutated flora that has thrived on the sh*t-fumes in there, down the generations.
I am still traumatised by a truly horrific visit I made in 1983 and I vowed never to return, but have found it necessary to make emergency pit-stops on several occasions since - all of them very very scary. The gloss art finish of the Autosport Le Mans Yearbook does not lend itself well to the job of 'finishing-up', as I found to my cost - and like your oppo, my shreddies had to make the ultimate sacrifice.
A nameless, but close associate of mine described a particularly horrowing experience in 2002 when the all-night champagne binge was rudely interupted by his burning desire to drop the kids off at the pool. He was so totally wankered that he fell asleep in this house of horrors, woke up half on, half off the throne and was dismayed to discover that there was no fluffy double-quilted Andrex, with wich to spruce-up. With suicidal resignation, he wiped his yin-yang with the piss-soaked late editions of Le Maine that lay scattered about the fetid floor. It was mildly surprising that he survived the weekend without contracting something life threatening.
When I see heart-rending footage of the ghastly horrors of WW2 death-camps, I'm reminded of those f**k*ng bogs.
Oh, the humanity........
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2004, 11:26:29 pm »

2 words: Immodium plus

Take regularly.  Only thing which works better is a cork and an elastaplast, but they really stay on with all that clammyness downthere
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