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« on: May 09, 2004, 09:00:49 pm » |
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This from her Ladyship this evening after a day of LMES and BTCC: "For f***s sake stop talking about f*****g Le Mans. The sooner it's over for this year the f*****g better! I'm sick of hearing about Maison f*****g Blanche and poxy barbecues." "Give it a rest for f***s sake" Well really! Does anyone else get this grief?  ?? Lord Steve |
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2004, 09:17:28 pm » |
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Hmmm, sounds familiar. I only got a weekend pass to Pre Quals as I was supposed to be working away near Dover  |
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2004, 10:36:45 pm » |
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Me Lord
Seems to me I'm getting a bit of the old deja vooouuuussssemondo here.
Rules are dead simple....keep shchtum until 10minutes before you are about to leave. Make sure you've got all the gear ready well in advance so she can't see you packing (I know packing is exciting, but I always find the old rugby sock in the garage trick quells the problem and reduces the swelling somewhat)
So then on the day of departure all you need to worry about is draining le bollocks and away you go. If its not toooooo impertinant Me Godship, seems to me like you are making every schoolboy error in the book!!!!!
Seems to me we need a chat a la Friday in the square !!!!!!
Be good
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2004, 12:15:58 am » |
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Develop yourself some unsocial nocturnal habits. I have, and it works.
I got a pass to Sebring, and a positive command to go to pre-qual. Today she was bemoanng that the main event is still a few weeks away.
I snore very loudly (don't I Phil?). I also talk, sing and fart in my sleep, and it only gets worse (some may say better!) after a few bevvies.
So it's fortunate that my co-hab at LM, Mark, sleeps even more deeply than I.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2004, 07:53:47 am » |
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Sound advice gents. Jem, might actually make it in the square on Friday after 10 years trying. Normally too absorbed in watching "Shaggy" flag down Caterhams on the road adjacent to MB. However, the movement of the big concrete wall next to the road might scupper that. Whats the Friday plan then? Beer - Curry - Bretheren? Steve |
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2004, 07:58:42 am » |
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Hi Smokie, I have never heard you snore.  I told you I can sleep through anything  Canada Phil |
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2004, 09:55:38 am » |
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Surely much easier to pretend you have to attend your company's sales conference in Bangkok for a week?
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2004, 01:31:25 pm » |
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I only got a weekend pass to Pre Quals as I was supposed to be working away near Dover Steve - nicely done sir! Does anyone else get this grief? ?? Lord Steve - Yes, but it the way that it is managed that is important. My missus works shifts which helps uniterrupted viewing. However, when viewing requirements and her being off-shift coincide, then multi-tasking is the answer - you get to enjoy beer, enjoy the racing on TV, but then by doing something else productive at the same time, like the ironing mountain. Might seem a pain, but you gain massive kudos and brownie points, which offsets the grief about disappearing to France for a week. |
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2004, 05:11:27 pm » |
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STOP wigning about your little problems. I present you the worst case scenario (which I am currently living). My wife is about to give birth to our second child and I'm quite sure that she's just holding her legs crossed until it'll be too late for me to join you lot at the yearly Beer, Burp and Fart Festival.
Please Advise .............................
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2004, 05:16:53 pm » |
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Dear COLD BEER GUY, A little word of advice/question (albeit stable doors and bolted horses spring swiftly to mind) but what the feck possessed you to have sex between August and October? ?? Didn't you think it thru man??? Jeezz!!! Congrats/commiserations by the way...... |
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2004, 05:34:01 pm » |
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Birthing in June.......sends a cold shiver down the spine, congrats anyway.
Lord Steve, standard itinerary for Friday goes along the lines of -
Wake up, check for injuries sustained from falling off wall outside Terte Rouge bar the night before.
Take resolve.
Open red bull, add vodka. Light Marlboro.
Cook pig and place in bread, eat.
Wash
Open more redbull and vodka......
Wander over to bus stop past museum late morning.
Establish base camp at bar opposite Mcdonalds, preferably in shade but on edge so as to afford easy access to bog, beer, Mcdonlads etc.
Stay in square until dusk
Head off for curry
Taxi back to Le Breth bash late evening
That sort of wraps up Friday.
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Matt Harper
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2004, 05:49:13 pm » |
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Cold Beer Guy, What the HELL is going on in that paddling pool? (Looks like Iraqi prisoner humiliation). |
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If it\'s good and fast, it won\'t be cheap. If it\'s fast and cheap, it won\'t be good. If it\'s good and cheap, it won\'t be fast.
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2004, 05:50:22 pm » |
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Does anyone else get this grief? ?? Lord Steve Tell her you love it when she talks dirty. |
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If it\'s good and fast, it won\'t be cheap. If it\'s fast and cheap, it won\'t be good. If it\'s good and cheap, it won\'t be fast.
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2004, 05:56:35 pm » |
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Cold Beer Guy, What the HELL is going on in that paddling pool? (Looks like Iraqi prisoner humiliation). I think he's demonstrating how she got pregnant?? |
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2004, 05:58:18 pm » |
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Cold Beer Guy, What the HELL is going on in that paddling pool? (Looks like Iraqi prisoner humiliation). The answer is starring you in the face. Surely it's a natural birthing pool. Hey presto, problem solved. |
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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