Um...wouldn't it be tricky burning Felix's van if he hasn't turned up?
Oi (offended).
I'm in my new shiny trailer as in my picture. Its mostly steel and aluminium so will be hard so set fire to.
The old van did smell a bit odd after the engine threw a rod but it didn't catch fire.
I know this style of 'barbeque' cooking is popular in some areas (Swaziland I think) but I prefer to use good quality oil (synthetic not 20W-50) to cook the chips in.
I always think a battered saasage doesn't taste as good if it's been set fire to.
I'll bring an extra fire extinguisher.