Who What When Where 2004

[smokie]

It's that time again, when I volunteer to draw up a comprehensive timetable of Club Arnage members travel plans and events. See here for last year's http://www.swr2002.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/maps/wtg2003.htm

So, if you want to let me know your:

• group name (if you have one)
• travel plans (crossing/time)
• ETA
• Campsite
• Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)
• Any plans for open-to-all events/parties

or anything else you can think other might be interested in, please send details to me at smokie@stones.com. Given the huge amount of SPAM I have to delete each day without reading, it would be helpful if you titled your email Club Arnage Timetable.

Please bear in mind the limited space for each entry, so don't go writing War and Peace!!!

In previous years I have mailed this out to everyone who contributes, but this year we will simply update the version in  the above thread.

[Lord Steve]

Hi Smokie
Tres Hombres will be leaving Folkestone on Thurs 10th June at 10.30 and travelling directly to LM Arriving at 17.00 hrs approx.
Machinery is a hyper exotic Audi A4 avec les tents et barbie et gross Stella Artois bierre. Pierre, ils est Le Pilote et nous avons le grand gazebo pour le "Cuisine D'Indian de Khyber" breakfast.

Lord Steve

[Steve Pyro]

• group name (if you have one)[/i]
  
  East Anglian Cobras (...no Sleep 'til Monday..)
  
  
  • travel plans (crossing/time)[/i]
    
    Wednesday 9th June 10:00 Dover / Calais - 10 car convoy down A12 / M25 / A20 then to Rouen and N138.
    
    
    • ETA[/i]
      
      Going all the way arriving about 18:00 (ish) Wednesday - depending on whether the Buxton bungee stays taught.
      
      
      • Campsite[/i]
        
        Houx Annexe - gateway to the south (or La Sarthe?).
        
        
        • Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)[/i]
          
          9 cobras, 1 60's Dodge pickup, several beer bellys, 20 CA t-shirts.
          
          
          • Any plans for open-to-all events/parties[/i]
            
            Come on down, have a warm beer.
            
             

[Lancs Se7en]

LADS (Lancashire and District Sevens) en route via

Knutsford Services M6
Sandbach Services M6 to Pompey for the night crossing to Cherbourg

Expect to arrive at the circuit at around lunchtime

Camping inside the Bugatti Circuit at Interieur Musee

11 Caterhams, 1 GT40 in Gulf colours and 1 Ferrari F40

The F40 maybe towing a trailor depending upon whether or not Halfords can supply a tow bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rcutler]

LADS (Lancashire and District Sevens) en route via

Knutsford Services M6
Sandbach Services M6 to Pompey for the night crossing to Cherbourg

Expect to arrive at the circuit at around lunchtime

Camping inside the Bugatti Circuit at Interieur Musee

11 Caterhams, 1 GT40 in Gulf colours and 1 Ferrari F40

The F40 maybe towing a trailor depending upon whether or not Halfords can supply a tow bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What day???

Our Plans are as follows.

group name (if you have one)

24 Hour Lemons and 24-lemans.com

travel plans (crossing/time)

Wednesday 9th June 0645 Portsmouth-Caen, 1 Swift Carrera Motorhome and 1 Ford Focus.

ETA

Arriving about 14:00 Wednesday, Collecting Pete from train station at 1500.

Campsite

Maison Blanche

Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)

two 8 Meter flag poles, 6m wide swimming pool, I am the oldest at 23, half a dozen dope smokers among us, one very high beer mountain.

Any plans for open-to-all events/parties

Pop in for a beer and a swim (naked if female ).

 

[Perdu]

Hi Smokie, Five cars from the South Staffordshire Midget and Sprite club.

Three Midgets, one Frogeye, and the essential "barge" this will be an Audi 100 estate.

Travelling down M6 M1 and some road wot leaves Lunduntown for Dover on Thursday evening for the 2200 hours ferry.

We will be on Houx Annexe quite near to Steve we hope (havent forgotten I hope Steve) on Friday morning.

Three of the cars doing a hotel once  on French soil Fri AM but Mine and the barge shooting on down to set up camp.

Only the crew of my car in CA t-shirts though.

 

[COLD BEER GUY]

Hi Smokey,
Is all this fun only open to you island folk, or can a cold beer drinking Belgian group join in as well??

[Stu]

Hi Smokey,
Is all this fun only open to you island folk, or can a cold beer drinking Belgian group join in as well??

Feel free to join in. Everyones welcome.

[Lancs Se7en]

Ok ok ok give the old git a break

The LADS will be travelling down to Pompey from the North West on WEDNESDAY the 9TH in time to get the overnight boat.

[Robbo SPS]

Group name (if you have one)

The Self Preservation Society

travel plans (crossing/time)

Wednesday 9th June 2245 Portsmouth- Le Havre ,MGZS and Trailer, Rover 25, BMW 320 Ci, Landy Disco Diva , TVR chimera 500

ETA

Arriving about 11:00 Thursday on the plot.

Campsite

Maison Blanche

Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)

8sq metre flag with 2 4 metres flags , next to large ish trailer with lots of sign writing on it. Oh and the bath and Sky dish.

Any plans for open-to-all events/parties

As long as the TV turns up and the SKY works , Football Sunday night , load up the frisge freezer i say !

[Abs]

Group name (if you have one)

The Pie Eaters

travel plans (crossing/time)

Wednesday 9th 15.20 Portsmouth- Caen , Freelander
Sunday 13th 20.30 Caen- Portsmouth.

Thursday 10th by air (don't know details)
Monday 14th by air.

ETA

Arriving about 22:00 Wednesday, other two Friday some time.

Campsite

Maison Blanche

Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)

Just a couple of fat lads  .

[Stupid Bloke]

The Blokes at Le-Mans

Travelling down to Pompey wednesday PM should be at Beausjour (must order tickets earlier next time..) apres midi, Jeudi! unload the gear and then send out the boys to get material for the beer mountain from the local Carrefour

Distinguishing features;
- A Ferrari something or other.

- An XJS with it's rivet counting owner Critical Bloke

- my Range Rover, because some bugger has to get the gear to the site.  

- 6 blokes in attendance this year including one virgin/sanitary executive, one old, one little, one critical, one stupid and an Adrian

- Friday PM Black Tie curry for the blokes accompanied by Mr Ravi Shankar and his Bingly Bangly CD.

- Tent will probably be a large ex-army a frame, great for farting in as they all collect up at the top with no place to escape. The first bloke to rise normally does so with a wet flannel over their nose.

Pop along for a stubbie or two (those with donations are never turned away), though I would avoid Adrian Blokes red wine as he can be frugally challenged when it comes to splashing out. We aren't sexist so flange are more than welcome to join us especially if their father owns a brewery/distillery or they have a very broad minded sister.

Gonna be a good un.. again.

Stupid Bloke

[Jay (Team Cannonball)]

Group name (if you have one)

Team Cannonball

travel plans (crossing/time)

Thurs morn on the 10.30 from Dover -  Corsa (We were skint students)

ETA

Arriving Thurs early evening on site

Campsite

Karting Nord

Any distinguishing features of your group (e.g. exotic machinery)

Should have a mini moto with us to fire around on.

Any plans for open-to-all events/parties

Anyone who enjoys the craich welcome for a beer

[TonyT]

8 of us travelling Tuesday night Portsmouth Caen. ETA at campsite on wednesday AM.

Silver people carrie and rover estate.

Campsite - Musee Annex far end.

All welcome especially if you can cook.

[andy t]

Group Name:

Ghandi at LeMans

Travel Plans

Migrating from various parts of country and taking various cross channel routes including going under and even one going from Rosyth (Edinburgh) to Zeebrugge!

ETA

Various but should all be in place for Thursday evening practice

Campsite

Beausjour or whatever its called

Distinguishing Features

Ghandi (our leader) and the Chef (our saviour). Exoctic machinery extends this year to a Tiger Cat kit car (if I don't break it again), a bike of some decription (its green and its says Ninja on the side, whatever), a Chevy Blazer (the Chefs food wagon) and an assortment of exotic 2.0 LX type rep. mobiles.

Open to all events

No plans but if you want to make the pilgrimage down to Beausjour you can join us for a spiritual moment.



Can't wait, have a good one.