Got My Tickets (2004)

[skorpio]

  Got ours for BJ 3 weeks ago, so it's not just MB they've sorted, ours were sent recorded delivery.

[BigH]

the GPO take a dim view and will generally prosecute customers

I know Andy, I know, but sometimes a man just has to take the law into his own hands, and I reckon that'll be me (ssspittt-tinggg!). There are times when he has to take other things into his own hands as well, but I'm not going to go into detail right now.

The ACO have now reverted to answer a). That's to say that they reckon the tickets were sent on the 15th, they said the 16th first time, but that's close enough. I've now paid for the postage twice, so I should get them whippet-quick.

It's not a problem though, as every time I get an e-mail from them an image in my head appears of a smartly dressed French woman at the ACO building, in heels slightly higher than necessary, with her legs tucked up under the desk, French thighs gently rubbing together though sheer stockings. She has a crisp white blouse, which is slightly revealing, and she's doing all she can to help me.

Help me! Help me!!
H

[skorpio]

appears of a smartly dressed French woman at the ACO building, in heels slightly higher than necessary, with her legs tucked up under the desk, French thighs gently rubbing together though sheer stockings. She has a crisp white blouse, which is slightly revealing, and she's doing all she can to help me.
H

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   H your descriptive powers are excellent, to say the least, I can now see the, in my mind, the same French Woman    

[gibberish]

It's not a problem though, as every time I get an e-mail from them an image in my head appears of a smartly dressed French woman at the ACO building, in heels slightly higher than necessary, with her legs tucked up under the desk, French thighs gently rubbing together though sheer stockings. She has a crisp white blouse, which is slightly revealing, and she's doing all she can to help me.

Help me! Help me!!
H

H, you do NOT need help.  Just enjoy the image.  I am.  

[TonyT]

Similar to the ones outside the bogs with the mop, handing out the tissue, expecting a euro.

[Andy Zarse]

It's not a problem though, as every time I get an e-mail from them an image in my head appears of a smartly dressed French woman at the ACO building, in heels slightly higher than necessary, with her legs tucked up under the desk, French thighs gently rubbing together though sheer stockings. She has a crisp white blouse, which is slightly revealing, and she's doing all she can to help me.

Help me! Help me!!
H

H, you do NOT need help.  Just enjoy the image.  I am.  

Gibb,

H cannot be helped, it's a genetic anomoly. I'm no expert but I think it's something to do with a rogue protein on chromosome 10.

[gibberish]

Gibb,

H cannot be helped, it's a genetic anomoly. I'm no expert but I think it's something to do with a rogue protein on chromosome 10.

Oh sorry Andy.  Damn those rogue proteins.  They get you every time.  I suppose he could always try enhancing Chromosone 8 with a re-sublimated protein.  I hear that they can be quite effective.

[Abs]

Just had an email from Nadine at the Le Mans tourist board and my tickets are all complete and on the way as of today.

YIPEEE see you on MB

[Sidney]

Rang the ACO yesterday and after much hold music, was told they'd been sent recorded delivery on Tuesday (11th May). When I mentioned that I booked them on-line at the ACO shop, this seemed to have some significance in them tracking down my order..............

[BigH]

Got 'em.
True to their words, or at least some of them, all arrived via UPS today.
God bless her pantihose
H

[Andy Zarse]

Glad to hear you've been "sorted out" by the ACO girls H. I bet you're now "hugely relieved".

As far as blessing the pantihose goes, I'm not sure it exists. I'm fairly certain it's more likely to have been black hold-up stockings, french knickers and a camisole, the gentle sound of satin rubbing against silk as she strode purposefully across the office to give your package to the UPS man. Much more French to my mind.

[TonyT]

As far as blessing the pantihose goes, I'm not sure it exists. I'm fairly certain it's more likely to have been black hold-up stockings, french knickers and a camisole, the gentle sound of satin rubbing against silk as she strode purposefully across the office to give your package to the UPS man. Much more French to my mind.

Or the 'thwack' sound the rubber gloves make as she puts them on, gently picks up the mop and walks back into the stinking bog you have just walked out of.

[Abs]

As far as blessing the pantihose goes, I'm not sure it exists. I'm fairly certain it's more likely to have been black hold-up stockings, french knickers and a camisole, the gentle sound of satin rubbing against silk as she strode purposefully across the office to give your package to the UPS man. Much more French to my mind.

Or the 'thwack' sound the rubber gloves make as she puts them on, gently picks up the mop and walks back into the stinking bog you have just walked out of.

Tony, there you go again I was just having a moment to think about the image Andy had set and you go and bloody ruin it

[Barry]

Finally got our tickets on Saturday, envelope post marked 2nd April,
Aco must be using the sorting office in French Polynesia.  

[Jay (Team Cannonball)]

Travel Destinations have sent our tickets out for Karting Nord now.

Cheers

Jay