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« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2004, 09:09:13 am » |
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My Lord, I am most grateful for the title bestowed upon my humble self, let the news spread forth across the land. The nation must pay homage the one know as the duke of saveloy by paying a champagne tax. Can i where my catskin robes now?
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« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2004, 11:14:30 am » |
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Duke of Savaloy!!!!!
I can't wait to see the coat of arms.
- A pair of crossed sausages, a portcullis and a flute of champagne?
For any Latin speakers out there, give the man a motto.
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« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2004, 03:32:33 pm » |
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A motto for the Duke:
Dux tomaculi est homo honestus apertus ad vinum scintillare corrumpere
Translation
The Duke of Saveloy is a man of honour open to Champagne bribery.
What do you think?
Lord Steve
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JonFATBOYwarner
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« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2004, 04:04:56 pm » |
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Lord Steve,
We have a lovely photo of your face right next to my brothers G-stringed bottom at the start of last years race. You are looking extremely happy is that because of the beer or the bottom?
See you in June
Jon
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« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2004, 04:07:29 pm » |
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It's a good one M'lud.
I'm a little worried about the reference to "honour" though. Also, getting ones tongue around "homo honestus" may be fraught with danger. Are they any legal or contractual pitfalls that we need to know about concerning the accuracy or abuse of a motto?
Notwithstanding the above, then I suggest Sav has it embroidered in gold thread on the peak of his cap. Failing that, a patch on his y-fronts should do the trick. A tattoo on the scrotum is just going too far.
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« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2004, 04:13:39 pm » |
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my brothers G-stringed bottom Fantastic!! and it's only 3 o'clock on a Wednesday. I'm going to have to drop that one into polite conversation today without delay. This of course leads us into Einsteinian territory. What happens when the skid marks are wider than the pants? Ok, it's not Nobel Prize stuff, but Steven Hawking's got to have some crackers! H |
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« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2004, 04:17:08 pm » |
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"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time."
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Lord Steve
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« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2004, 04:46:17 pm » |
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Jon
Had rather hoped that photo would not reach circulation. I have a similar one where I appear rather flushed!!!!!
Let's as you suggest, put it down to the beer and not the proximity to one's brother's arse.
Does this finally earn me a TWATS t shirt which apparently was to be forthcoming last year but didn't materialise. I tried to TWAT one of the binocular thingies on the top of the Empire State Building in January but a security guard saw me and made me remove said offending sticker before I had a photo taken. Bugger!
Still, managed to TWAT the bog on the Virgin flight coming over. Outrageous behaviour for one of the landed gentry I know..........
Regardez vous dans la tribune
Lord Steve
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« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2004, 05:34:57 pm » |
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As it's my g-stringed bottom being discussed across t'internet, i thought i'd better say hello, and show the picture in question.
Will be in the same pre-race uniform this year looking like a pissed glitter ball. So may see you there again steve - although you may have to join the queue.
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« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2004, 05:36:47 pm » |
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I'm affraid that I do not have the power to award t-shirts but I will however pass on yuor heroic gesture to The President. He may well be obliging, you never know.
My brother has also been told of the talk of his bottom and may well soon retaliate with some kind of remark.
Laters
Jon
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« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2004, 05:44:08 pm » |
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Who's good with computers and can explain why i can't attch the jpeg?
I'm fuming.
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« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2004, 05:44:59 pm » |
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Do Not click preview this seems to stuff it up!!
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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2004, 05:52:02 pm » |
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thanks - will try again
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2004, 05:55:14 pm » |
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here we go...(hopefully)
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Lord Steve
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« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2004, 08:52:23 pm » |
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Oh no, it's out!!!!!!
If that sort of bravery doesn't qualify me for a tw***s t shirt I don't know what does!
I'm not drinking this year at all if that's the sort of thing I do..........
Lord Steve d'es Tres Hombres D'arlo
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