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« on: January 25, 2004, 10:07:41 am » |
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OK, I've got the CA car sticker and the T shirt is on order - but how about Club Arnage doing something of real benefit for Lemons-goers? I refer of course to the recent desperate lack of - er - adult entertainment in female form, and those somewhat elderly characters dressed in leather performing on the Wall of Death in the fairground .........  I think Gilles should find out who their agent is, book them and get a rival fairground going in Maison Blanche......Nobody would mind making space I'm sure  |
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2004, 10:10:16 am » |
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There ..... I've done it!.....at last.....started my very own topic! Been thinking what to say for years........and I've even got a reply already  Happiness, hapinness...... |
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2004, 12:07:21 pm » |
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My first year this year did not know that they had a faiground how big is it and what rides do they have
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2004, 01:09:45 pm » |
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My first year this year did not know that they had a faiground how big is it and what rides do they have
Welcome, Rolex - You have a lot to learn, and this is the place to learn it ! The fair is now much more politically correct than it used to be (stalls such as The Fattest Lady; Nudes With Snakes; Strippers etc etc have gone - hence my suggestion above !) but still (or did last year) features a Karting track that is highly dangerous (pissed Brits thinking its the dodgems  ) and several vomit-inducing apparatus which should not be approached too closely due to the lumpy rain that showers down on passers-by As far as rides, it rather depends on what you define as a ride ....... |
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2004, 01:27:05 pm » |
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ahh, the glorious old days when the fairground was a proper event.....
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2004, 02:27:00 pm » |
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I refer of course to the recent desperate lack of - er - adult entertainment in female form, Dryhen, It's a tough call, but count me in. I may not make a very convincing woman, but let's face it, most of the punters will not be in full command of their senses, or walletts. A little, blusher and foundation here, some ducktape there; the right moves, lighting and a coy smile will go a long way. What do you reckon? a leather clad dominatrix, frilly wild west saloon bar gal, a 20's vamp a la Marlena Deitrich.. Excuse me a moment. I must visit the lavatory. Right now. H |
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2004, 03:42:41 pm » |
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[a coy smile will go a long way. It would certainly make me go a long way ......... |
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2004, 06:39:45 pm » |
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The SPS ladies may volunteer for the "fair ground" although the photos arent clear enough.
Jo Jo may be up for the job in 2005 , but is busy this year with the hopefule arrival of junior.
Photo posted maybe moderated away soon......
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2004, 07:52:37 pm » |
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Robbo- Thats the sort of thing I'm thinking of, but I don't remember paying to see blokes on the stage, tho' many tried to join the act!!  |
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2004, 10:04:23 pm » |
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don't forget the shotgun shooting gallery......
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2004, 12:32:03 am » |
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......but still (or did last year) features a Karting track that is highly dangerous (pissed Brits thinking its the dodgems
I used to love watching this. The track was surrounded by a huge inflatable barrier and many 'drivers' used to get shunted and be ejected from the karts and over the barrier. Much hilarity.  |
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2004, 05:30:44 pm » |
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No,Steve - The shotguns face you, and the last Brit alive wins the prize ! Pedantry lives !!  |
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2004, 06:16:42 pm » |
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Did you see it there last year. Gone are the warm cans of cheap lager!!!
I'm sure it was now something crazy like 10 Euros a go and you can win a 2 Euro cap if you do well!!
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