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Andy Zarse
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« on: May 12, 2003, 06:13:56 pm »

Guys,

If you think we have fun in France, just have a look at what the crazy guys from the Classic Camper Club get up to. I especially enjoyed the tale of Malcolm and Janet from Romford on their first trip abroad. And in a Commer...

Cut and paste this the link: http://classiccamperclub.tripod.com/memberstales.htm

Laugh? I nearly split my colostomy bag.
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.
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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2003, 06:54:12 pm »

Crikey! I had to read that in parts, it was too exciting in one go. Note to self; really must get out more.
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2003, 08:13:53 pm »

I was hoping the story was working-up to a super sexy campsite romp-about, or a murder suicide.  Sadly neither, though I suspect it may have ended in the latter had he not taken the wheel off for the third time and fixed the brakes!  What a stimulating read.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2003, 10:19:01 pm »

Good job Malcolm was a dab hand at fixing what he broke - could have been a riot...!

"Malcolm opened the skylight and snapped the catch, but luckily found a washer to repair it temporarily."

Did anyone read past day 1?  Do you own a camper van? Does it get any better?
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2003, 10:22:05 pm »

Bet they've broken all sorts of bandwidth records in the last few hours!
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2003, 10:25:43 pm »

hehehe  lets hope they appreciate the hits - shame there is no counter there!
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2003, 11:29:34 pm »

Been suffering a bit of insomnia recently, just printed this out so no problem tonight, I bet I don't get past  day2. Are we in danger of creating a new cult? Camper vans....
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2003, 09:14:03 am »

That's it then...
No more Le Mans for me, I have seen the error of my ways.
Swap one Tertre Rouge pass and Entry ticket for membership of this exciting club.
I read the story from start to finish EIGHT times and now I know that my life took the wrong turning when I first went to Le Mans....
I am missing out on fixing broken catches with washers and marvelling at the constant stream of campers entering the site....
I urge you all to give up this foolish obsession with Motor Racing and drinking and join Malcolm and Janet immediately.....

NURSE......THE SCREENS PLEASE!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2003, 10:17:16 pm »

Good bye then Steve TTTD. I thought that was one for the supposed to be wife... but very nicely written.
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