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Author Topic: The Dyslexic Kojes thread (from the T shirt thread)  (Read 17583 times)
Andy Zarse
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« on: January 05, 2004, 02:54:29 pm »

Andy, please stick to words with less than 6 letters, it makes your posting read easier and yourself look less cooky(o = c)...

Bartus(who thinks he stepped on some bloody bloody toes)

There are no more than four letters in the last sentence, which was the important one.

BTW, did you hear about the dyslexic polytheist?

He worshipped many dogs.
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2004, 03:18:44 pm »

Oh Brilliant Mr. Z.        Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2004, 03:22:12 pm »

[quote author=Robbo SPS Too much of my time is wasted on idiots , although i get paid to deal with them. I find your post, even less inspiring than those by Mr Harper and his Vette thing with American pig iron in the front.
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Aluminium, if you please Robbo.
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2004, 03:25:28 pm »

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BTW, did you hear about the dyslexic polytheist?

He worshipped many dogs.
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I have a variation on this one Andy - a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac - who lay awake at night, wondering if there was a dog.
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2004, 03:56:56 pm »

Andy, please stick to words with less than 6 letters, it makes your posting read easier and yourself look less cooky(o = c)...

BT old son, you are playing with fire with that comment.  I suggest you have a good look round this forum before continuing.  
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2004, 04:40:33 pm »

What about the dyslexic devil worshipper?  He soul to Santa....
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2004, 04:48:47 pm »

The dyslexic pimp - he bought a warehouse  Grin

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« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 04:56:07 pm »

What about the dyslexic devil worshipper?  He soul to Santa....

And the dyslexic who was invited to a toga party and went dressed as a goat.
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2004, 05:40:28 pm »

Another contribution:

Why did the dyslexic cross the road?  - To get to the 'Heros Diet'

Particularly appropriate to Lemons devotees Smiley


Not strictly in the T-Shirt vein - apologies Smokie
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2004, 06:36:23 pm »

Smokie, are you sleeping ?

it was supposed to be a thread without any irrelevant posting...  Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2004, 06:47:22 pm »

Sorry, I was working - makes a change huh?  Undecided

Sorted it out now...
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2004, 03:54:05 pm »

Can this be considerd as my first thread(t) on this forum? Peculiar group of people here....and rather unpolite as well. A bit strange that these people a benefiting from our hospitality but on the other hand spitting on our values....

Bartus(who thinks there is not as much differance between football-hooligans and Le Mans visitors as it seems)
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2004, 04:21:41 pm »

Bartus (my little iceberg lettuce on the 'Todays Special Offers' shelf),
What the Joe Davis is all this talk of bloody toes, xenophobes, nazi schillings whippetts and cocker spaniels?
The lads appear to be having what's known as 'having a bath', like you, English (usually) isn't their first language, so bandage up those metatarsals, keep a weather eye on the Stella factory, and don't put down the Belgian-Englisch phrase book.
Poor old Robbo's having to sell his shirts to get to LM this year, so a £/Euro rate of around 1.5 should be about right, and remember to donate a small beer, or a good joke.
And for Frank Boughs knobs sake don't start going on about football, or they'll be off again about Rugby and the World Series.
Easy there fella.
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2004, 06:09:21 pm »

Can this be considerd as my first thread(t) on this forum? Peculiar group of people here....and rather unpolite as well. A bit strange that these people a benefiting from our hospitality but on the other hand spitting on our values....

Bartus(who thinks there is not as much differance between football-hooligans and Le Mans visitors as it seems)

Bartus

We're not unfriendly to those who approach in an open minded and sincere manner. Have a look at the CA Help section to see what I mean, we'll generally do anything for anyone if we can. But your coming into the chatroom hurling verbal grenades could not be better calculated to get folk's backs up.

Also I simply don't understand what "hospitality" you are referring to? Nor can I see anywhere where someone has spat on your values, such as they are.

In short, please stop being a Pusillaninmous Pithecoid Prepuce; you'll find the definitions in the OE Dictionary under P.  It's a phrase often used by English Football/Le Mans hooligans.

You'll see people respond to you far more positively.
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2004, 06:22:31 pm »

Woof, bark, donkey. There, that's what I think anyway!

Now then, being the dyslexic that I am after a few pints, I'm off down the pube .......

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