Be truthful.
Family I like
Family I don't want to talk to
In laws family I like
Ones I don't want to talk to.
Embarrassing uncles/aunts and weird cousins who will probably end up on Crimewatch.
Hot women.
Piss-heads, that's the table nearest the bar and bogs.
Children, preferably in another room.
And of course the classiest table in the room, Club Arnage members.
Oh to be so brave.
I am so glad my wedding was a long time ago.