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« Reply #241 on: December 18, 2003, 11:13:09 am » |
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« Reply #242 on: December 18, 2003, 11:19:01 am » |
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This is definately more my cup of tea !! http://www.watercar.com/[attachment deleted by admin] |
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« Reply #243 on: December 18, 2003, 11:25:12 am » |
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This is definately more my cup of tea !!
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« Reply #244 on: December 18, 2003, 11:29:53 am » |
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Where is Zarse. We need a renewed sense of direction here Zarse is here. Sorry gents but I've been working, I do do some work on occasions. But don't look to me for a sense of direction. I lost the point of this thread ago!!  And I suspect all the other contributors did too.  Mark, can you not call in some sort of air stike to destroy it? I would suggest a flight of Tornado GRs fitted with the new TIALD guided C-RAM munitions (C-RAM = Commer Removing Airborn Missile). I know how you flyboys like your acronyms! |
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« Reply #245 on: December 18, 2003, 11:40:57 am » |
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[I lost the point of this thread ago!! Hmm..........sounds like the end of thread to me.  |
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« Reply #246 on: December 18, 2003, 11:42:35 am » |
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Mark, can you not call in some sort of air stike to destroy it? Andy, whatever the original point of the thread, it has become a rather delightful free-flowing illustration of loosely-connected insane ideas, seemingly backed up by real things that some idiot has actually built...... In terms of AI strikes using the new C-RAM, unfortunately, the Tornado is not a suitable launch platfrom and Eurofighter 2000 is well, not yet here in 2003, so we have renamed it Typhoon in the hope that people won't notice the delay. Moreover, the latest Defence White Paper has decided that we need lots of smart munitions, so that need less people to operate them (shades of Blue Streak and Sandys in the '50s). Recent tests of C-RAM have indicated that the CEP is insufficently accurate, Vmax will not touch the Commer in a tail-chase and the IR signature is totally unreadable. All in all then a GMFU, so we'll fall back on the BBMF to launch the Lanc with a Grand Slam instead - chocks away....... |
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« Reply #247 on: December 18, 2003, 11:49:04 am » |
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F***ing ace Mark...still laughing
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« Reply #248 on: December 18, 2003, 11:49:43 am » |
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Could it be air launched from an Aero Car ?
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« Reply #249 on: December 18, 2003, 11:55:29 am » |
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« Reply #250 on: December 18, 2003, 12:00:51 pm » |
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Could it be air launched from an Aero Car ?
HHmmmm tricky one that - with a kerb weight of an Aero Car at, say, 1500lbs and the weight of a single Grand Slam at 22,000lbs filled with RDX, it might struggle to move an inch even revving the nuts off a twin-turbo V8. Size could also be an bit of a show-stopper (piccy below)................. [attachment deleted by admin] |
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« Reply #251 on: December 18, 2003, 12:04:35 pm » |
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I'll do anything, just stop it...
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« Reply #252 on: December 18, 2003, 12:07:25 pm » |
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« Reply #253 on: December 18, 2003, 12:09:44 pm » |
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Please stop it, pleeease.
I'll do anything, just stop it... Big H - I'm sorry - it's just too much fun when compared with the mind-numbing prospect of work today...... No no no, the ideal launch vehicle has to be the..........Commer itself Aaahhh - but then you get into the problems of equipment compatibility with British aerospace engineering.................. [attachment deleted by admin] |
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« Reply #254 on: December 18, 2003, 12:11:28 pm » |
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Sorry, I wasn't trying to destroy the thread in reality. Indeed, such things are indestructable. A bit like the Commer itself.
Last year we were driving down the N138, through what is known as the Falaise Pocket. Looking in the rear mirror, I am sure I could see ghostly Typhoons (original WW2 ones) chasing us, firing misslies and cannons at the Commer. This spiritual "L'Encirque" had no effect of course and we were able to escape the killing fields.
Blue Streak, wasn't that Steve on his 40th birthday? I didn't know he was pals with the Duncan-Sandys.
Actually, I was just attempting to send the thread off on a new tangent! It seems to have worked.
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