Modern Commer Replacement

[Steve Pyro]

Very true Mark.

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Pulp Fiction stylie - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DumE3vs82bk

[Andy Zarse]

LITTLE PIECE OF sh*t TRUCK AND THROW IT THE FIRE !   

Mr Pruett,

You should be made aware that when the Commer starts up from cold she recites your name. The starter motor goes;

RRRrrRRRrrRRRRrrrRRRANDYRANDYRANDYRANDYRANDYRANDY

Then she clatters into life in a terrifying cloud of smoke, I'm sure it smells of brimstone.

It's not a good sign to be honest, you better hope for the best on Judgement Day, when the Commer rises again...

[amazing 1]

There is actually a method to my madness.Andy,that Commer has been a part of your life.So you plan on towing salvage yard.There it will sit with all kinds of assholes googling at her ,fondling her fenders,maybe even checking her springs[you know what I mean]not to mention actually taking bits off of her.Its like sending your girlfriend who you truelly love to Lemans to camp with DFH by HER SELF.
My point is she deserves better.

I in no way shape or form would ever do or say anything that would anger or hurt the feelings of my life long friend Andy Zarse.

Maybe you could auction off the priveledge of throwing the match,at the charity auction.

[amazing 1]

LITTLE PIECE OF sh*t TRUCK AND THROW IT THE FIRE !   

Mr Pruett,

Its Mr Prewett remember I'm Welsh.{and damn proud} lol

Then she clatters into life in a terrifying cloud of smoke, I'm sure it smells of brimstone.


I love the smell of fire and brimstone in the morning.

[Doris]

... Its like sending your girlfriend who you truelly love to Lemans to camp with DFH by HER SELF.

But nowhere near as bad as sending her to LM to camp with The Brethren by herself.   

Dx

[LangTall]

Its like sending your girlfriend who you truelly love to Lemans to camp with DFH by HER SELF.
My point is she deserves better.

Was it that bad camping with us? 

[amazing 1]

Camping with you guys was FANTASTIC !

When I wrote she deserves better,I was refering to the van deserves better than the junk yard.

As far as the girlfriend goes,come on you guys are a bunch good looking,smooth talking Dutchies.
Pieter would start talking dirty in Dutch,and the next things you know the pants are hitting the floor.LOL

[amazing 1]

... Its like sending your girlfriend who you truelly love to Lemans to camp with DFH by HER SELF.

But nowhere near as bad as sending her to LM to camp with The Brethren by herself.   

Dx

At least she is guaranteed to see FIREWORKS !   

[mgmark]

Glad that there's no confusion in the camp about the fickle nature of the Commer when her supreme sovereignty is challenged.  Despite their consummate, innate skill with fireworks (including the unofficial ones, thinking of a certain 40-gallon oil drum on Karting Nord a few years back) I think that even the awesome Brethren would be a little circumspect with regard to the Commer. 

Fire and brimstone are the least of the Commer's party tricks, which also include simulrtaneous pestilence, war, famine and death, to the extent that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have booked in for retraining.  Chuck in some concurrent floods and earthquakes for good measure, and Armageddon would be a desirable family holiday destination, and the Book of Revelations a child's tale, by comparison with pi**ing the Commer off......

MG Mark

[amazing 1]

Too damn funny!
You guys are killing me.

[Steve Pyro]

Fire and brimstone are the least of the Commer's party tricks, which also include simulrtaneous pestilence, war, famine and death, to the extent that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have booked in for retraining.  Chuck in some concurrent floods and earthquakes for good measure, and Armageddon would be a desirable family holiday destination, and the Book of Revelations a child's tale, by comparison with pi**ing the Commer off......

MG Mark

Hell yes.  George Dubya's shock and awe is a walk in the park compared to the 'Curse of the Commer'.  Randy, isn't Pestilence a little gold rush mining village east of Sacremento?

[amazing 1]

Andy,how did the repairs to the Commer go this weekend?

[Andy Zarse]

Andy,how did the repairs to the Commer go this weekend?

I'm afraid Randy that sunshine, a game of golf, the demon drink and women all intervened and prevented any Commerly activities this weekend. But I'm hoping to make a start really soon, honestly I am.

[Steve Pyro]

Andy,how did the repairs to the Commer go this weekend?

I'm afraid Randy that sunshine, a game of golf, the demon drink and women all intervened and prevented any Commerly activities this weekend. But I'm hoping to make a start really soon, honestly I am.

Lightweight 

[mgmark]

Andy,how did the repairs to the Commer go this weekend?

I'm afraid Randy that sunshine, a game of golf, the demon drink and women all intervened and prevented any Commerly activities this weekend. But I'm hoping to make a start really soon, honestly I am.

Glad to hear it that you will be making a start soon - distraction therapy always works....for a while....but lightweight you should not be - she will not take kindly to being left idle for too long, as the temperatures climb, warming her rust flakes and heightening the internal aromas, and a Routemaster driven by Cliff Richard passes by, with the strains of "we're all going on a summer holiday" wafting on the breeze.
  
And do, do please beware the effects of the demon drink   old chap.  A bewitching and infectious vice, afflicting a degenerate labour force drowning the realities of a society in the twilight of its transition from mighty industrial production (e.g. the Commer) to service industry and consumer culture.  Next step will be the workhouse or, worse still, the asylum if you're not careful my lad, so gird up the loins and make her mighty again  .  Good luck....

MG Mark