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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2003, 07:49:04 pm » |
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"playing of the old pink harmonica".
Nice one Zee-man, I'm hoovering that one up and claiming it as my own! |
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2003, 02:08:08 pm » |
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There's plenty more hilarious descriptions of the f*nny in Roger's Profanisaurus:
Horses collar
Pant hamster
Velvet sausage wallet
Furry bicycle stand
Placket
Cwm (from Welsh, meaning valley beneath the 13 amp fuse wire)
Monkey's forehead
Velcro triangle
also, one like a:
Window cleaner's pocket
Wizard's sleeve
Chippie's toolbag
Herby's bonnet
Billingsate box
Hangs like a sporran
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2003, 02:51:44 pm » |
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Oh Zarse man.........the Velvet Sausage Wallet gets my vote  |
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2003, 05:19:37 pm » |
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I like the phrase "to munch on the fur burger"  |
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2003, 05:42:38 pm » |
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I prefer "a horse eating oats". As in;
"Her Majesty Queen Victoria had not known a man since her dear Bertie had died. Brown held her tightly in her stong arms. Her body shivvered in pleasure, breathless passion racing to her fingertips. He put his hand in her camiknickers and it was like a horse eating oats..."
Extract from the Queen and The Ghyllie.
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2003, 07:57:33 pm » |
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I prefer "a horse eating oats". As in;
"Her Majesty Queen Victoria had not known a man since her dear Bertie had died. Brown held her tightly in her stong arms. Her body shivvered in pleasure, breathless passion racing to her fingertips. He put his hand in her camiknickers and it was like a horse eating oats..."
Extract from the Queen and The Ghyllie.
That's it! It finally happened - I actually sprayed coffee all over my monitor when I read this. I work in an open-plan office with cubicles and all of my colleagues thought I was having a seizure. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. (another being the horrifyingly graphic, "It was like a bulldog eating custard"). Well done Zarse, you slay me every time! |
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2003, 11:34:10 pm » |
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I particulary like the term 'Mapatasi' - as in map of Tasmania........
(look in the Atlas)
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R.I.P to the Llamma, hello to the Mauri.
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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2003, 07:35:23 am » |
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Tut,Tut, how does a thread named ACO petition, degenerate into womens private parts, answer, when zarsed.
see you big boy.
Pxxxxxxx
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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2003, 11:55:06 am » |
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I can't claim credit for any of this, all from Viz comic. But I'm glad to have brightened up the miserable existence you no doubt endure in Florida in all that horrible sunshine.
Here's another from Lady Chatterlley's Lover by D H Lawrence;
"Mellors could feel his pulse racing, as Constance Chatterley pulled him down into the soft hay. They embraced passionately, hands grasping at clothes. They kissed heavily, his breath becoming ever quicker. She roughly undid his belt . Alas, he'd chucked his filthy yogurt in his pants."
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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2003, 11:59:10 am » |
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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2003, 12:45:49 pm » |
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Gib, you've obviously got nothing better to do. So all these Viz gems, and more, can be found here: http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htmYou'd better warn those in ear shot of your impending laughter. |
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2003, 12:52:01 pm » |
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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2003, 12:58:24 pm » |
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Okay, I've e-mailed a transcript of the 'A' page to you. I don't know what the internet police will do with it though.
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2003, 01:14:27 pm » |
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Got it. thanks Steve
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