Driving through Paris, Oui or Non?

[nickliv]

Mrs L has just asked 'Isn't Toulouse a bit risque'

I then reminded her that she may have been thinking of Touluse Lautrec, everybodys favourite atrophied pervert (Well, after the Gimp anyway)

[nopanic - neil]

We were at Toulouse a few years back, nice restuarant, nice beer and some nice wine.

The strange bit on the friday nite there was a very large group of people gathering just outside the restuartant by the bridge.

Odd that they were on Roller blades or bmx bikes and 1/2 of them wore and Hi-viz waist-coats. The best bit they were all carrying supper-soakers and other water pistols/arms. Expect to see a masive water fight but must have missed it as they all went off in the other direction.

Must have been fun, as it was a great hot night.

Have fun other there, long drive thou

[JDS]

Is it THIS Friday (1st)? If it is, avoid Paris like the plague - the whole of France starts to go on holiday from Friday and the roads there will be mental. .....

[BigH]

Aw, dawg-gone it, it's looking like it could be a trying journey, what with the leather seats and all.

A midget sighting in Toulouse would make up for a lot though. A band of midgets having a water fight would fill me with joy for a long time, that would be special. I came across a cracking midget in the square in Bruges recently, the little f*cker was patrolling around like a film star. Thought he was Jack The Biscuit he did.

I see that somewhere else, in another thread, someone is on the lookout for a "4-6 man tent". I can only assume he means a 4 foot six man tent, and a four foot six man is a f*cking midget. No buts. I wonder what camp site he's planning to be on?

H

[knetter]

I can recommend it, in stead of using the big ring

Oh God

Anything is better than a big ring

this discrete thing might help for the ring as well

That made me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5kXcc-TJ8