Thinking small.....

[Andy Zarse]

Malfeasance?
I thought it came in a tube. If it doesn't, what have I been buying every fortnight from the chemist?
H

I don't know, but I once bought a tube of ointment from a back street chemists shop in Kuala Lumpur. I think it was to soothe annoying mosquito bites after a week in the jungle. On reading the instructions it claimed to be efficacious against bites, stings, rashes and cancer. As I get older I bitterly regret not buying two tubes.

[mgmark]

Even at such a vaunted rank I would remind you that you are still liable for a spot of jankers.

Only bit dint of a full blown General Courts Martial old chap!!  And what's wrong with a bit of despotic autocracy?  Seemd to work for Jack Nicholson v Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.  Or was that the other way round?

Another thread of irreverance or is that irrelevance filled with wit and humour from my good friends at CA.Nice one  

   

Phil - I am surprised that you appear confused by your perception of a connection with irreverance (or irrelevance) about a topic that has ranged quite logically from the acquisition of an immensely expensive toy, through making it fit for purpose for Le Mans, defrauding the public to achieve it, to the naturally related topic of Big H's backside.  I tell you one thing, I'm not stepping in that malfeasance it if it doesn't come with a fully equipped pharmacy as part of the price.  I mean, what's the point of all the bother and hassle if your guests have to go on a trek to find a "Green Cross" shop in Arnage to get backside cream?

MG Mark  

[BigH]

to the naturally related topic of Big H's backside.

That's easy enough for you to say Mark, sitting there with no nappy on, but I like at least some idea of the provenance of these things.

Anyway, malfeasance or no malfeasance, it seems to me that you're doomed to become a sailor soon, now that all of your planes have been scrapped. It's only a matter of time before we see you dancing a jig and handing out weevil biscuits.

H

[mgmark]

to the naturally related topic of Big H's backside.

That's easy enough for you to say Mark, sitting there with no nappy on, but I like at least some idea of the provenance of these things.

Anyway, malfeasance or no malfeasance, it seems to me that you're doomed to become a sailor soon, now that all of your planes have been scrapped. It's only a matter of time before we see you dancing a jig and handing out weevil biscuits.

H

My dear chap, but we will still have the Red Arrows and BBMF.......now if we put a bit of bungee cord on the deck of the carriers to be scrapped to save the Navy and embark the remaining elements of the Army in the form of the Royal Horse Artillery, we could have a cracking Royal Review off Spithead (albeit one that probably wouldn't last for very long) before setting off on a jolly good flag waving tour of the world.  .........

Now dancing a jig and weevil biscuits seems familiar, but probably more so in some corner of a foreign field that is forever England every June....

MG Mark