Garden centre graffiti

[nickliv]

I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive.

i was thinking of compiing a  selection along the lines of;-

'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'

Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.

[Lorry]

I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive......

The one I remember was the instructions on the packet of seeds, something like "sew in April, prick out mid June"

[nickliv]

I was in one of the traps at a garden centre the other day, and was particularly disappointed at the lack of graffiti, especially as you could be rather inventive.

i was thinking of compiing a  selection along the lines of;-

'looking for wild thyme?'
'sow your seeds in my front / rear border'
'I need some old mans beard in my front hedge'
'strim my undergrowth'

Andy, H, Rex etc, take the floor.

I guess this must one of those threads you feel comfortable explaining to your daughter, Nick.

Probaby a bit easier to explain than a GIF of a woman being boffed whilst her head's in a cludgy....... Perhaps you're just better at explaining things than I am.

[Andy Zarse]

What's a cludgy? I thought it was a Scottish dumpling, and that makes no sense at all. Sounds kinky anyway!

[jpchenet]

don't know what happened there, the post disappered

anyway back to the plot, no boffing or cludgy, how could you object to people enjoying themselves, I ask you...

Ahhh.........Pre-Quals....... 2004 I think it was?

Our esteeemd Moderator (although I don't think he was a Mod at the time, although he soon got added after another moderator was caught by ACO officials at the same Pre-Quals grabbing a roll of security tape off the ground in Maison Blanche) was trying to play down his personal abilities, before building a bonfire big enough to heat Siberia in Winter, or even Basingstoke this week!!!!! 

[Steve Pyro]

Arhhh. Those were the days!