Oh ye of f**ck all faith! It must be terrible to go through life as cynical as this. I'll bet you believe there's no WMD too, eh Matt.? Such terrible cynicism.
Yes, you're right Andy. I should be less cynical. Perhaps if I faithfully accepted as genuine, everything that ended up in front of me I'd be a happier, more fulfilled individual. Broke, identity stolen, bank account emptied, 2nd, 3rd and 4th mortgage applied to my property, but happier and more fulfilled. "The cheque's in the mail" would do for me - it would be such a thrill to bankroll my delinquent customers, while they bought from my competitors.
"Spare change, for a cup of tea, mate?" would mean just that - and not, "This is my career and I need to maintain the payments on my Golf GTi".
I really should heed the unsolicited emails from Nigerians wanting to deposit secret billions into my bank account, all I need do is send them my account number and sort code and all my dreams will be realised. And it's perfectly reasonable to free the people of Iraq by bombing the sh*t out of them. (Those weapons of mass destruction are out there somewhere!)
Andy, I'm a battle-hardened cynic - I admit it and I'm sorry to be this way. In the grand scheme of things, I'm sure none of us give a flying f**k about the authenticity of the speedo shot. I just thought it looked a little odd - look at a Diablo dash and you'll see what I mean - but it's a neat image nonetheless.
Try as I might, I've been wrestling to figure out what WMD is, since I got into the office this morning. See? Cynical and stupid. Please put me out of my misery.
Matt