I was on about that thing you stick in your ear from the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Haven't you got one ??
Steve, as we all know, if you know what a babel fish is, then you know. If you don't, then you're not in on one of the best set of books ever. I've had my babel for decades, and my son even managed to grow a second one, which was very useful when one of my mates lost his. Not very hygenic when transferring it from one person to another.