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« on: January 23, 2004, 10:32:45 am »

Come on every post degenerates into talk about toilet and movements, so thought I would try to see where a post might go if it actually started this way?

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2004, 10:47:20 am »

Okay, how about :-
Newton's Laws of Motion.

1st Law - Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

2nd Law - The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

3rd Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.



--- now apply that to toilets  Grin

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2004, 10:50:03 am »

Ah, Steve, you mean the sh*t goes down the pan  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2004, 10:52:36 am »

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

ooooooh!!!!!!  Shocked  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2004, 10:57:23 am »

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

ooooooh!!!!!!  Shocked  Lips Sealed

That's called blow back.  Wink

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2004, 11:55:24 am »

Queue BigH !!!!   Grin
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2004, 06:13:10 pm »

Or even Contamination Control:

The ISO4572 (BS6275/1) test is where fresh contaminant is injected into a test hydraulic circuit - contaminants not removed by the test filter are recirculated, thus simulating typical Le Mans Toilet conditions of the late 1980's. The filter's ratio beta is multiplied by the number of particles larger than 'x' upstream of the toilet seat divided by the number of particles downstream.
 The micron size at which beta = 75 is the most commonly accepted definition of absolute.

In other words - make sure your turds are smaller in diameter than the 100mm pipe they use to suck out the cess-tank with, or you will see them again  Wink Wink Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2004, 06:29:52 pm »

I've only got half way down this thread and I think I'm going to have to run to the khazi.
I'm going to lock myself in there with some some of these penis patches that people insist on e-mailing me about. I mean, they guarantee an extra 3 inches! I'm going to put 4 on, that should do the trick, at 3 inches apiece I'm going to be looking pretty smug standing in the queue at the chinese take-away tonight, I can tell you.
Also, someone keeps asking me if I've had any luck engrailing it? I don't what the f*ck engrailing is, but I might as well go for two of those as well.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2004, 06:42:12 am »

Hi H, Are Engrailing's served with noodle or rice? hot sauce or sweet and sour? Pray tell!
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2004, 09:12:33 pm »

Just moving on from trajectories, size,shapeand all that s**t.

I believe that one or more person's who travel to Le Mans has visited Surrey University last week(not me though!!!....as I work for them).......
........In one of the halls of residence last week, a white ceramic toilet pan has mysteriously disappeared and gone on walkabout,leaving it's poor cistern just hanging around the cubicle!!!!

Just wondered if any of you guys can "shed" any light ion the subject?

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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2004, 12:45:33 am »

Little known 4th Law;

No matter how hard you shake winkie, last drop always down trouser leg...


Okay, how about :-
Newton's Laws of Motion.

1st Law - Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.

2nd Law - The relationship between an object's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is F = ma. Acceleration and force are vectors (as indicated by their symbols being displayed in slant bold font); in this law the direction of the force vector is the same as the direction of the acceleration vector.

3rd Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.



--- now apply that to toilets  Grin


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