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nopanic - neil
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« on: September 25, 2007, 03:45:48 pm »

So, this bird walks into a store. ........



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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2007, 03:52:57 pm »

That's in Aberdeen. It's incredible what they put on the local news.

The tragedy is, that seagull was stealing the doritos to order to earn some cash to buy crystal meth.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2007, 03:53:09 pm »

The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2007, 03:54:55 pm »

The story is

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 04:02:27 pm »

That gull has the healthiest diet I've ever seen up here.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 09:33:32 am »

Looks like Jamie bloody Oliver has his next healthy eating crusade in the bag.
 
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 09:46:55 am »

Funny Grin It made me think of this...

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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 11:48:40 am »

The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that Grin

I can smell that one all the way over here.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 12:04:46 pm »

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(so a camera was installed),

Was that supposed to act as some kind of deterrent  Huh

Where will it all end?
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