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Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« on: May 30, 2007, 08:09:06 pm »
OK, not *the* Arnage and Mulsanne, but our two kittens...

Mulsanne:


and Arnage:


(aka Mullie & Arnie) went to the vets today for the Snip Snip op. Poor Arnie - he'd only just grown a pair of bollocks, and now he's had them whipped out!

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Newspaper misprints from around the world:
    "After the boat had been secured above the wrecked galleon the
    apparatus was set in motion by the captain's 18-year old daughter,
    Veronica. Within an hour, she was yielding her treasure to the
    excited crew."

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 10:00:02 pm »
Unfair...

Are you getting to grips with your feminine side?

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 01:31:35 am »
Arnie looks very much like my cat Tiger. Hope Arnie doesn't grow up to be the schizophrenic pyscho cat that Tiger is.

PS. I can't spell late at night as you may have noticed.

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 07:57:53 am »
Unfair but sadly necessary. Arnie & Mullie (named by my wife, believe it or not - I wasn't really a fan of calling cats such strange names as Arnage & Mulsanne, and whenever we take them to the vets/cattery etc, people always ask what their names mean... and you explain they're corners on the Le Mans 24 hour circuit, and a look of quiet sadness glazes over the eyes of the person asking ... "Oh, really? that's interesting...") are brother and sister, and his developing libido was showing too much interest in his sibling for comfort.

I wouldn't want to deal with a litter of three-legged, 4-eyed kittens that might result :)

Newspaper misprints from around the world:
    "After the boat had been secured above the wrecked galleon the
    apparatus was set in motion by the captain's 18-year old daughter,
    Veronica. Within an hour, she was yielding her treasure to the
    excited crew."

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 08:27:27 am »
I wasn't really a fan of calling cats such strange names as Arnage & Mulsanne, and whenever we take them to the vets/cattery etc, people always ask what their names mean... and you explain they're corners on the Le Mans 24 hour circuit, and a look of quiet sadness glazes over the eyes of the person asking ... "Oh, really? that's interesting...")

Hmmm - my first cat was called "Hilti" - try explaining that its named after a sort of rivet gun and see the expression on their faces!!!  :-\

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 09:52:24 am »
Do you wear dungarees a lot Fran?  ;)

Our two cats' father is also their grandfather! They're a dirty little lot in the feline world.
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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 09:58:59 am »
Do you wear dungarees a lot Fran? 

Are you suggesting I am a "lady in comfortable shoes"?!!! 

Either way, the answer is a resounding NO - have you seen how big they make one's ar*e look!   :o

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Re: Arnage & Mulsanne, in sex op shock!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 12:24:31 pm »
Hilti guns are cool.  I wonder what one could do to a cat?
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