Things to remember if you've got male children

[Andy Zarse]

Really Nobby? Personally I can see a hilarious jape that could be played on the authorities. I wonder what their sense of humour's like at the moment?

[Ferrari Spider]

Really Nobby? Personally I can see a hilarious jape that could be played on the authorities. I wonder what their sense of humour's like at the moment?

I guess it could be like the knob-head who told the airport check-in staff that he was carrying a live bomb in his hand luggage.  They certainly saw the joke, arrested him on the spot, throw him in gaol for the night and needed to buy a new return ticket to blighty as the airline refused to carry him back.

Nobby, give it a go and you can tell us about what's it like in the slammer, with a bit of luck you could be out for LM 2008

[Nobby Diesel]

Ummm, no thanks.

at present, there are about 60 rozzers, less than a mile from my house.
Fully kitted with diggers, dumper trucks, fancy imaging equipment etc. They are digging night and day.

last report was that they had picked up nitro in bottles (last Friday) and a brief case with approx £15k in notes in it.

I don't htink they would see the joke at present.

[Bob U]

Got them over my way too Nigel. They change shifts at 8pm and they need 9 minibuses to ship them all in and out.

One good thing about it is that it's keeping the kids on motorbikes and the fly tippers out of the woods

[Nobby Diesel]

Very true Bob. But now I've got nowhere to throw my hedge clippings!

[Lorry]

Nitro?  I wouldn't like to go looking for that with a spade.

[Nobby Diesel]

Quite, I think that's why they are using this imaging equipment.

By all acounts, it gave the 2 school kids who found it, quite a scare.

[neilsie]

last report was that they had picked up nitro in bottles (last Friday) and a brief case with approx £15k in notes in it.

I don't htink they would see the joke at present.

  now who would own up if they found a case with £15k in it?

[Ferrari Spider]

last report was that they had picked up nitro in bottles (last Friday) and a brief case with approx £15k in notes in it.

I don't htink they would see the joke at present.

  now who would own up if they found a case with £15k in it?

I would if it had 60K in it