Any one got any ideas? Wine would be fine, but being a wine merchant - coals to ........
Anything racing but "girly".
Also any ideas for 2 kids, girl age 7 and boy age 3
For the wife, get a tin of Kwik Save Beans (Or Kwi Savay when I telling the lads about wher I got my new aftershave from) and remove the label. Then present your beautiful wife with a lovely bottle off Jean Paul Gaultier Perfume. (looks better with a expensive price tag of some malt whiskey you bought in Carrefour and consumed in one night). When she opens it, just go straight into the ' Them robbing french Bar Stewards etc etc etc. Should work a treat.