Slightly Dizzy

[Andy Z]

Have ,.literally been just booted out of local.its qiute late

Intraining for the big weekend. Tadge on the giddy side and girocsaope all to f**k. Will regret thid post tomorrow but practice is important. Just winding up for itall. have one hand over lefft eye

co0bblers

[Rusty]

Well, good evening man of silk.
Having spent a fine evening with of a pair of beautiful canadian lasses that are now reclining in my spare bedrooms, I must ask myself, do I intrude, or do I not? If I do, should I be polite and do both, or should I be a good boy and go to bed thinking of Engerlund.
It's a f**k*ng hard life out there, thank god I was married once and found the answer to life.
TALLY HO!!!!!!!
Rusty

[Lord Steve]

Rusty
I trust that you did both old chap, or at least tried to!
See you at the shampoo bar.
Lord Steve

[Andy Z]

Arrgghh my head! I only nipped into the local at 6.00 for a quick pint with a few pals and look what happened, stumbled out at 2.00 next morning. How I drove home I'll never know. (joke) I reckon it was the warm weather that made us do it. But I can't have drunk enough cos I was still thirsty when I woke up.

I'm not too silky, Russ old chap, more a sort of "man of dralon" perhaps. My advice to your Canadian conundrum would be to shag them both. Till they rattle. Hope you showed them gals what to do with the Maple Leaf. (with apologies to Canada Phil)