Hmmmm. Fireworks....
Well, having paid a visit to my friends who import them from China, my shed is now a bomb waiting to happen, being fully laden with all manner of explosives. Please God don't let a spark come near my car on the way down.
This part of post removed. Please be aware that this site won't tolerate racial bias. Da Mod.He also gave me a box of several hundred small rockets - just the sort of thing for horizontal launching.
I must confess, the temptation to booby-trap something for the thieving pikey's^H^H^Hcultured local folk is tempting.