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« on: February 10, 2005, 05:07:23 pm »
Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2005, 05:21:35 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2005, 09:05:00 am »
RROTFLMTO!!!!  Grin Grin Grin

I needed that this morning Steve. Good man!  Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2005, 09:18:16 am »
Remind me Gazza, B&Q is that where you get your no nails from Undecided
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2005, 09:33:49 am »
The very same. And might I add at a very reasonable price!  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2005, 08:31:05 am »
I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!

I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2005, 12:10:02 am »
Quote from: SteveB on February 12, 2005, 08:31:05 am
I got thrown out of B&Q last weekend!

I was walking around the Garden section, when an assistant walks over and asks "Do you want Decking?"
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Well none SteveB, tickled me, v funny, gigglin like a school girl, v good  Smiley Smiley Wink
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