Do I need a track pass?

[Bob U]

This may surprise you all, but the HA loos are pleasantly clean in comparison, even on Sunday night! Perhaps I've been fortunate, but I've not seen anything like Andy's picture on either HA or KN.

Three years ago the bog doors on the block nearest to us were stolen and burnt on the Sunday night so it's not surprising that they were clean as I for one didn't fancy dumping in full view of washers and shavers etc

[Nordic]

I have always found the loos in HA ok, the cleaners on the other hand, while doing the sort of job I would not undertake for all the tea in china, could breaking into smile once in while. Try asking for change as well, that really cracks them up.

The biggest concern I have is when it gets to gas cylinder changing time. I am not an expert on these matters but I think smoking while changing a misslie shaped propane bottle could lead to the sort of explosion that could ruin your weekend.
The big orange sh*t suckers worry me as well. I swear i feel a draft round my arse when the pumps start up. I hope the guy never pushes the blow button by mistake.

[Steve Pyro]

I particularly like the moments on HA when you're sitting there having your morning meditation and the cleaning lady shoves the mop under the door and cleans between your feet.

[Matt Harper]

I particularly like the moments on HA when you're sitting there having your morning meditation and the cleaning lady shoves the mop under the door and cleans between your feet.

The fire hose blasted under the door in mid hot-squat was also hilarious. Fax's tale of hanging on grimly to the plumbing with his trolleys round his ankles, whilst being sprayed by some cackling sh*t-house attendant had me rolling around on the floor screaming "uncle'. I laughed so much my piles came back.....

[Robspot]

Looks like MB it is then. See you all there!