Calling Lord Steve of Epworth ......

Your Lordship

I have taken the dashed liberty of changing my mobile and being the absolute dullard that I can be on occasion omitted to transfer your mobilly no. over.

Bearing in mind that it is about time that we "debriefed" (rather than debagged) the Lincs/Yorks contingent's Lemons 2004, thought it would be a good time to gather the peasants and head forthwith toward the Khyber at your earliest convenience, or public convenience, whichever you prefer.

Looking forward to your immenseness as ever,

Yours with dancing trousers,

Sir Rick of Pilbeamshire