Travelling Companion Sought

[Ferrari Spider]

8)SEEKING

French speaking, fun loving & good company companion sought.  Able to drive rapid left-hand sports car, girl friday needed for Gilles event in December.  must be good at party games and quizzes, adaptable and not fazed by difficulties & enjoys foreign travel.  Good promotion prospects for the right person.

Recent photo and why, in less than twenty words, you should be choosen , application submitted by 24 September please.  interview in November at my favourite pub.

[smokie]

Wow, you don't want much do you?

I enjoy foreign travel. Is one out of ten any use?

[Ferrari Spider]

all applications will be considered

[Steve Pyro]

I feel I am infinately qualified for this most demanding of roles.

I am a fluent speaker in the ancient dialect of Lutonian, which, as you well know, is a derivation of the early Breton (well, spoken in down town Bret anyway).  This in itself is a true root of French and, besides, I've been to Quebec and they speak French there better than those in France itself (so I'm told).

Secondly, as previously publicised, I am an "All round good egg and snappy dresser" and a "Well heeled man about town".  Plus I'm an ex salty seadog - foreign travel is in my blood - 'nuff said.

I would add that the prospect of having the steering wheel on the wrong side is not an unknown concept to me as my sit-on mower is a left hooker (well almost - more like a McLaren F1 - you sit in the middle).

To conclude, although I may occasionally snore and fart, I am a whizz at Monopoly and know that those lines on a map are the roads and not snail trails.

[Steve Pyro]

ooops, forgot the photo (might have over-cooked the 20 words as well)

[Ferrari Spider]

Very impressed with the level of applicants so far.  A bear of the Zarse tribe, a llamoderator curmudgeon from the working area and a shaking ass from the eastern empire.  I have high hopes.

[Ferrari Spider]

Final selection now taking place, if there is any last minute interest please let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!