BigH
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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2004, 01:20:45 pm » |
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All this talk of the WS has got me thinking. Maybe it's worth a design, and then Robbo could get it knocked up. Instead of the WS we could maybe re-christen it "The Mulsanne Straight" perhaps, or then again, "The Porsche Curves", depending on your state of arousal/inebriation I suppose.
But first I think I should post a few words of warning. I copy this from a paper published by Dr. Acton in 1857 and entitled "Functions and Disorders of the Reproductive Organs". He is concerned about the effects of masturbation and describes a young boy in his charge thus:
The large expenditure of semen has exhausted his vital force, as a result he has become a walking wreck. The frame is stunted and weak, the muscles underdeveloped, the eye is sunken and heavy, the complexion is sallow, pasty or covered with spots of acne, the hands are damp and cold, and the skin is moist. The boy shuns the society of others, creeps about alone, joins with repugnance in the amusements of his schoolfellows. He cannot look anyone in the face, and becomes careless in dress and uncleanly in person. His intellect has become sluggish and enfeebled, and if his evil habits are persisted in, he may end in becoming a drivelling idiot or peevish valtudinarian.
Now, you can take that as a warning, or a description of one of your crew. H
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