Colonic Irrigation Etc.

[Andy Zarse]

I keep finding cat hair in places I know the cat has never been, like in the frozen food isle in Tescos - spooky

Was it really cat hair?  Hot weather + lack of female underwear = urgh....... I don't want to go there.  

It's the Shop Assistants I tell you. Steer well clear of Tesco.

They're not as bad as the ones in Woolworths tho. Years ago my brother went up to one in the Broad Street branch in Birmingham He told her he had put deadly anthrax in the pick'n'mix. "Owh" she replied rather disinterestedly, "It's not moy aisle".

[Andy Zarse]

I noticed a lot of chaps with their own hosepipes and fittings this year.  I suppose that they were mostly used for legal purposes,

olny just noticed this but what were the ilegal puposes you had in mind stu??? will i see you in east boldon on sun night, marrow or what ever it is you call gadgies? pls excuse the drunk talk etc

[gibberish]

Zarse old chap.........Lost it there I think  try again when sober

I had no idea what possibly illegal purposes there might have been, it just seemed like a good question to ask