Monsieur le President,
I have, for a very short period, my a*rse for rent.
For a sum which I'm sure we can agree on, a TW*TS sticker can be fixed to my cycling shorts, easily visible to anyone approaching me from behind. Visible for 3 days on the way down to Le Mans. Just think of the kudos.
Lots of people will be photographing my a*rse, for sure, whether they like to or not, and already our Major Cheese and Mr Rick (Who appears in the French Kiss of Death, but who, and I'd like to say right now, just for the record, never named the book after my a*rse) are breathing heavily on their special tinted filters. I believe the Wall Street Journal will also have a man on the ground. In fact, there's quite a few people on this forum who will also have a man on the ground, given half the chance.
In short, this is a chance to mix it with the big boys, - who could say no to a piece of that action?
H
www.justgiving.com/H-on-a-Bike
