"but I really could have done without THE COCK James Allen screaming like a schoolboy at the end"
Well said.
Not quite the same as Murray when Damon won the world championship.
Agreed.
"I am going to have to stop now because I have a lump in my throat" could be on Murray's headstone.
Likewise "There's some people on the pitch" etc could be on Kenneth Wolstenholme's
James Allen's headstone, "Yyeeeaaaaaggghhhh get in there". Hhhmmmm ! there's a thought