The Hormone Warning - useful for blokes

[Steve Pyro]

THE HORMONE WARNING

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to eat out?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dress!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pissy Mood Syndrome

10. Potential Murder Suspect

[Robbo SPS]

Or just be brave and say :

That looks really cheap, not what i' d expect to see you in !

reply - Horrid clothes thrown in the bin.