If your flag can stay attached to your Disco, your not driving hard enough!
Localised experiments have shown that the flag becomes dangerous at speeds above 100 mph
If I can get the disco to speeds approaching that with the amount of clobber we have it will be a miracle. Flags should be safe, we will in addition to the normal St Georges flag and Union Jack be flying The Royal Ensign and The Queens Colours. Also probably Mr Sharpes shreddies and the toilet seat lifted from the Camomile Hotel in Dieppe last year....................
Darren