How To Avoid The Flu

[jpchenet]

How To Avoid The Flu

 

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
Keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?

Because alcohol kills germs.

So...


I walk to the off license... (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio... (fresh air)
Get drunk, tell jokes, laugh... (avoid stress)
Then pass out. (plenty of rest)

The way I see it...


 

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you !!!

[Paddy_NL]

I walk to the off license... (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio... (fresh air)
Get drunk, tell jokes, laugh... (avoid stress)
Then pass out. (plenty of rest)

Hmm, no wonder I am barely ill 

[amazing 1]

1/ do not brethe
2/ do not put anything in your mouth