Bank Holiday Monday

[jpchenet]

Finally, there is a dog show, in which I will be competing.

Now that could be funny!!!!

Posh Presenters Voice On.

First we have Lady Smythe with Jemima Puddleduck Whoopsicles
Second we have Lord Snobsworth with Regina Dogsworth III
Thirdly is Mrs Bucket (Bouquet) with St John St Bernard St Sebastion
And finally we have Andy Zarse with Dave!!!

 

[DavidsDad]

Oh i am now working on the monday at 3pm to pay for said young lady...

How much is she an hour then? Do tell...

£20

Hey, I could afford that, I make that around 83 pence, including time for the cigarette afterwards. !!

[DavidsDad]

Finally, there is a dog show, in which I will be competing.

Doesn't it hurt your knees?

[Andy Zarse]

Apologies for the non appearance of the Commer this year, due to a combination of the awful weather and the f**ked clutch.  

The dog won a prize though, for doing the biggest sh*t in the show ring.  

Apologies also for the fact I will be largely out of circulation for a week due to having a round Britain tour to do for work. This seems to happen every year about this time and it's pissing me off.

[Mr. Invincible Mou]

Apologies also for the fact I will be largely out of circulation for a week due to having a round Britain tour to do for work. This seems to happen every year about this time and it's pissing me off.

Look on the bright side Mr. Zarse, I am have just found out I am going to be made redundant at the end of July, at least it will be after all the LM bills  

[Rusty]

Facel Vega

For that alone I should have been there. My personal favourite car of all time.

As for the dog show Zarse, I presume you had the usual manicure.