Maison Blanche

[BigH]

Maison Blanche camping ticket for sale. Will sell to highest bidder.
Anything over about 5'10" sounds ok to me.
H

[smokie]

Itchy trigger finger here, but I know H is just teasing me...aren't you?  

[BoyRacer]

Can I have it please? - contact me on 07776304007 or chris@ckdesigns.net to confirm price and delivary / payment details.

[Kpy]

Now look what you've done H!!
Tell you what, I'll better any offer BoyRacer makes and I'll throw in a couple of camels, a whole night with my 13 year old sister, a weekend at the Ritz in Paris (you can top the Hamiltons on the wine stakes), your own weight in uncut diamonds, and one day's production from one of my oil wells.  If you're snappy about it, I'll fly you down to Monaco for the rest of the weekend, you can stay on the yacht and I can probably fit you up with one of Eddie I's cast-offs (no promises).
Only condition is - you don't let Smokie hear about this, as he mighthave the absurd idea that there was some element of profiteering involved on your part.
That's the advantage of this private messaging system. The old moderator doesn't know what really goes on.

[BoyRacer]

a whole night with my 13 year old sister

Erm, I wouldnt worry about smokie - the police might be interested to know about that.....  

[smokie]

a whole night with my 13 year old sister

Erm, I wouldnt worry about smokie - the police might be interested to know about that.....  

Perverts, the lot of 'em  

[BigH]

Sorry KPY,
Sadly, the ticket has now gone, your offer was upped by a constable from the Met.
However, I am now trying to forge another, using doilies, croissants and crayon, as fast as my grubby little hands will allow me.
H