James Allen is.............

[Rusty]

I'll try again having been smoked by the Smokemeister in less than a nanno second last week.
I now bring you the new and updated moderator friendly James Allen 'is he a ****' poll.
Fill in the blanks, but yooooooooooooooooooo know what I mean.
Sadly the strong language last week was the only word in the engish language that came even slightly close to a reasonable description, the actual word does not exist.
Unless you know differently.
Rusty  

[Bas]

A cock as I have to believe when reading this http://www.sniffpetrol.com/

[Rusty]

I just felt that cock didn't quite hit the mark with James Allen.

[Jem]

Rusty, how about we have a secret code that uses letters next to them in the alphabet.

For example dog would be eph or cat would be dbu.

Using the same logic therefore that makes James Allen a dvos I thnk !!

Jem

[Stu]

or James Allen is a Hand Job, whatever one of those is.

(It must be some menial task to do around the home as my wife is always offering me one as I'm disappearing through the front door to the pub.)

[Fran]

And whats more - he doesnt even have the good manners to wash his hair and iron his shirt while he is off on his F1 duties.  How much disrespect for his audience does that show.  All his colleagues manage to look very dapper living out of their suitcases - he just looks like a sack o' rags.

F

[Andy Zarse]

Last week at Monaco he was talking about the Graham Hill era. He described those times as "Back in the day".  

Back in the f**k*ng day??? Can you believe it??

Stop the Cock.

[Ferrari Spider]

Graham Hill, what a great man.  When he used to live in Mill Hill my dad use to deliver his mail.  I met him a few times and a very young Damon,

At my dad's delivery office, one of the postmen was retiring, the guy who should have turned up to present him with all the royal mail goodies couldn't make it as planned, very short notice, so on his delivery route my dad asked Graham Hill if he would step in, there was no hesitation, this is as he has just come back from winning the Indy 500, jet lagged etc.

A true Gent.

[Grand_Fromage]

I'm not sure this is an appropriate poll for CA. However much a twerp Mr Allen might be (no arguments here) I don't think we should enter into this.

GF

I'll try again having been smoked by the Smokemeister in less than a nanno second last week.
I now bring you the new and updated moderator friendly James Allen 'is he a ****' poll.
Fill in the blanks, but yooooooooooooooooooo know what I mean.
Sadly the strong language last week was the only word in the engish language that came even slightly close to a reasonable description, the actual word does not exist.
Unless you know differently.
Rusty  

[Rusty]

GF,
I actually do consider it appropriate. How about if he was to take a guest slot on Radio Le Mans and offer his incoherant, ill informed and babbled garbage, how short changed would you feel.
I reckon Tony Blackburn and that fat arsed Vanessa wassername would offer more.
 
Stop the cock