At Last, A Decent Chain Letter!!!

[jpchenet]

At last - A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid
schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Anaesthetize your wife/ girlfriend / female partner / maybe even EX-wife,
put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 Miss Worlds; 2.5
Models; 463 Wild nymphos; 3,234 Good-looking nymphos; 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms; 40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old woman, moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me Has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate ....... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no wife / girlfriend / partner / or Ex-wife, you
can send your vaccuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will
know how to use it.

[Bob U]

LOL, great stuff JPC  

[Nobby Diesel]

Do we have to use our home address or could we use a temporary one, say, somewhere on Maison Blanche ?

[jpchenet]

Do we have to use our home address or could we use a temporary one, say, somewhere on Maison Blanche ?

Perhaps have them all delivered to a big red lorry at the fun fair!!  

[Perdu]

Not ALL of them to the red lorry, huh?

 

Bill

[The Planman]

I think I was the bloke who broke the chain, cos my old bag is still with me.

Mind you, everytime someone mentions Le Mans, she goes off in a right huff!!

Sweet  

[Stu]

Class JP. Now wheres that parcel tape?

[Lorry]

Don't feel guilty, it was me that broke the chain.

I find that if I take back enough french supermarket booze, then after a bottle of chablis she stops nagging, and after a bottle of claret (or JP Chenet), I just don't care

[BigH]

I had this one a while back, and thought that I had followed the instructions to the letter. I must have done something wrong though, there's a pile of vacuum cleaners than runs from outside the front door to further than the eye can see.

[Bob U]

I can see one problem with this.

Having to include your own address means that you could end up with a "Return to sender" And she is gonna be mighty pissed off.

I think maybe a PO box number would be a good idea as this could be checked discreatly and so lessen the chance of getting your own dragon back.

Has anyone sent this to Mr Schiffer?