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« on: January 22, 2005, 10:43:39 am » |
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Dear Tech Support: > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a > distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower > and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as > Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable > programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. > > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the > system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. > What can I do? > > Signed, > "Desperate" > > ***************************** > > Dear "Desperate": > > First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while > Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: > "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically > install Guilt 3.0. > > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then > automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, > though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer > 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. > > Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another > Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash > Husband 1.0. > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider > buying additional software to improve memory and performance. > > Personally, I recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. > > Good Luck, Tech Support
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