FIRST

[Canada Phil]

Hi, Change, about the only thing constant is change
Canada Phil

[powermite]

Yeah,well I didn't want to be first on THIS forum.Haven't you heard what's being said about people who are first on THIS forum?
Phil,Change your profile cos we all know you are not a LLama,you're a mouse

PM

[Stu]

Can't believe it. Actually registered and got to use my proper name instead of spending half an hour thinking up a new one. Anyway.... Hello.

[Canada Phil]

Hi Stu, I see it is your turn to be Llama
Canada Phil

[Trayboy]

blimey - this is all a bit posh, time to upgrade The Brethren Party? - more fireworks and dancing girls

[Stu]

I'm now not a llama and I'm FIRST with the animated avatar.

[Andy]

Wey Hey
i am impressed like Stu to get your own user name.
good to see you Trayboy, the Brethren dont need to improve man, just canvas the site for pole dancers or lap girls.
56 days to d-day.
Andy

[Rusty]

Cute avatar Stu.
Trayboy can do the same out of his arse, it's very spectacular and extremely smelly.
Drop by KN and catch a whiff dude.
Rusty

[Stu]

I would but I'll be lying at the desk in the ticket Rotonde with no head.  Trayboys trick reminds me of a little episode on my virgin Le mans trip when, whilst after drinking enough to stop a charging rhino, I went to the toilets on Houx annexe and after getting rid of my bum spuds , realised I had forgot my toilet roll. My hand has never been the same yet.Took ages to get my nails clean.