But m'sieu, you are nicked!

[gibberish]

Wise words Mr T. The only other advice I can give is don't climb on top of the Mayor's house and then drive off with his Tricolor. The Gendarmes get quite annoyed and it guarantees a trip to the cells for the evening; this is to be avoided at all costs.

Quite so Andy,  But it did take enough alchohol to kill you, if I remember the story correctly.