Oi, Car Tart...are you out there?

[carsarecool]

Lord Car Cart,

r u going to LM this year.

Are you taking Le Barge Omega?!

[CARTART]

I am here Wing Commander Green. (Psssst, we'll take the bridge west of Rouen, keep it to yourself, pip pip old bean, Over And Out.)

[carsarecool]

The bridge west of Rouen looks spiffing!

Dont't forget, if you get stopped by the local plod, stick two pencils up your nose and wear your pants on your head! They'ill think you've gone barking mad!

It's a sure fire winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chin Chin.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[CARTART]

WOOF!

[carsarecool]

Listen very carefully....I will say this only once

Monsieur Stirl (the lee evans meister), thinks he can beat us back to blighty on the monday.

Mais Non! Ie est too porky, mais non! (franglais?!)

Westfield vs Elise 111s? Non chance.

Westfield vs Le barge?.....................

[CARTART]

Ze plan seems to be getting a mite confused, are we now taking Le tardis omega?

[carsarecool]

Le barge was a decoy old bean. Trying to throw him off the scent.

We have to get the Liz and the porker back to Calais before the stirlmeister & the old fiddy duddies or we'll never live it down. We will have to travel light, so I suggest you go T-Total on the Sunday night to keep the weight down.

That's a direct order luitenant.

Chocks awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy